Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Quixotic

Quixotic 1: foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action

2: capricious, unpredictable


Most people's exotic are very quixotic.

That rabbit always wants that Nestle chocolate drink. How quixotic!

I went to the unpredictable strip club to watch quixotic dance.

After reviewing how far her quixotic tendencies got her in life, she decided to become a bitter old shrew with too many pets.

The lovely damsel dumped her sickeningly quixotic wooer and ran off with the court jester.

She's addicted to me, but I know she's Quixotic

As they watched Don approach the windmill, they found his actions quite... befuddling.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Fetid (adj): having a heavy offensive smell

Putrid and fetid are synonyms.

There is a fetid aroma coming from the finance department...specifically the cube of one Larry Johnson.

Have a question first, when you say offensive, is Fetid worse than putrid?

I carried a fetid stench around with me for an hour after exiting the women's restroom, in which someone had sprayed the entire contents of a cheap perfume.

The young dyslexic man's office was right next to sewer construction, with quite the fited smell.

After going to the Candlebox show last night and sousing myself in beer, I woke up smelling so fetid that I took my first shower this year.

The fetid odor coming from his underoos clearly tells me that more practice is required.

Oh my god, Boba just Fetid right through his pants!